There’s a parenting list and I felt it’s time to make a pregnancy specific list; Feel free to add more to it, please!
“I’m pregnant and it’s yours.”
“I’m pregnant and it’s NOT yours!”
“Are you pregnant?”
“Are you sure I’m the father?”
“According to the scan we’re having a boy/girl!”
“Twins? How are we supposed to handle twins?!”
“Can you feel it kicking?”
“Do you want to feel it kicking?”
“You’re not fat! You’re pregnant!”
“You can’t go, you’re pregnant!”
“I know you have cravings, but how can you eat that?”
“I could kill for some pickles.. and peanut butter.. OH and chicken!”
“How far along are you?”
“Are you sure I’ll be a good mum/dad?”
“Congratulations on the sex!”
“Are you really going to name it that? Poor thing!”
“Is he/she looking forward to being a big brother/sister?”
“According to the doctors, this is perfectly normal.”
“The baby’s coming!”
(via tailtucked)
